So hey, let’s give this girl and her family some privacy, and next time let’s wait for the facts before we grab our torches and pitchforks?

(the short version for link-phobes: her injuries are consistent with a fall from a short distance; she was found near the pool; the guy they arrested is charged with sexual contact with a minor and contributing to the delinquency of a minor).

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popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘Into the Woods' - Dec 25

Directed by Rob Marshall, written by James Lapine, starring Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick, Johnny Depp, Emily Blunt, Chris Pine, Lucy Punch, Christine Baranski, James Corden, Mackenzie Mauzy and Tracey Ullman.

How dare they not put any singing in this. Looks like a lot of Disney magic and not much of anything else. Maybe “be careful what you wish for” should apply to those who wanted a faithful adaptation? Still the cast is reason enough to be excited.

okay, littlethingwithfeathers we have to go see this, but we must be shit-face drunk on wine and spend the entire thing heckling and singing the correct songs. In protest. Because a protest that involves singing Sondheim is the best idea ever. 

wait

they’re doing an Into The Woods adaptation

with no singing?

WHAT

From what I understand (Very little) there WILL be singing in the movie, there’s just none in the trailer. Also they’re cutting most of the good songs (Baker’s Wife anyone?) and sanitizing the entire thing. Because Disney. And for some reason Sondheim said okay. 

*weeps*

I told my bass player mom about the fact that they were doing Into the Woods but without all the dark stuff and she was just like “…Why? What’s the point? That’s really dumb.”

they’re doing grim dark Into the Woods but taking all the grim dark out of the original story and adding in some new grim dark and I am so flipping conflicted because on one hand what the fuck, Disney, you stop and think about your choices here just a goddam minute and on the other hand the whole thing is being written by Sondheim and Gemignani, the original writers, so… :|