falnfenix

falnfenix:

timewarpp:

andythanfiction:

matori:

joanjettofarc:

delanowhere:

soundlyawake:

21 Ways You Can Take Mashed Potato To The Next Level

i wonder if joanjettofarc has seen this

be still, my beating heart

hot damn

Protip: To take it to God Tier, try it with other mashed rooty things like yam, sweet potato, turnip, rutabega, parsnip, yucca, taro, celerac, or cassava. They all have unique flavors and textures and you can get awesome new things, but the same techniques will still work!

I’m hoping danscotte sees this!!

sweet, starchy Jebus.

yesssssss

falnfenix

falnfenix:

igivetoomanyfeels:

this guy right here needs a bigger fandom

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his little self was charming

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he’s cute as a dozen of kittens

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and puppies

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dat acting skills though

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btw he’s actually hot

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shirtless alert

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and let’s all admit that his joffrey was legen-freaking-dary

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just look at this evil little asshole

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but he’s the way he is because of this amazing actor

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so appreciate

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and kneel for the king Jack Gleeson

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don’t know that i find him hot, but dude’s talented for sure.

he’s off to be a theology major! I LOVE THAT

theopoiesis
mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal


/tips fedora m’fishies

mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

/tips fedora m’fishies

linndechir

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

murderfriends
murderfriends:

iatrogenic:

crich88:

moonblossom:

some-timey-wimey-stuff:

simplylivetolive:

So…. This.

truth

Not to mention all the emergency backup vampires who show up at the end of the last book. You’ve got an American revolutionary, an inexplicably paranoid brit, some gorgeous, superpowered Amazons who may also be lesbians…I seriously want stories about all of them, written by a bunch of different authors. Fuck the main characters.

THIS. Jasper was my favorite ‘cause I’m a big old American history nerd, but EVERYONE ELSE had cool backstories. Even Edward was mildly interesting.ENTER BELLA.

All of this.
Also, Rosalie and Jasper have been two of my favorite names for AGES; I had HT characters with both of those names in the early ’00s! And now it feels like I can’t use the names anymore, which is a very sad. :( It’d be super great if those characters were the focal points instead, because they’re way more interesting and also have EXCELLENT NAMES.

YOU FORGOT ABOUT BENJAMIN. He was an orphan raised by his extensive family before being finally adopted by his street-performer uncle who taught him music! and tricks! and pick-pocketing! And he could influence the elements before he was made into a vampire. And then when Amun killed his uncle and kidnapped him to use him as a weapon he was basically like “FU DUDE, I’m no weapon.” and Amun was like “I like your spunk, kid.”
ALSO TIA. TIA WHO WANTED TO BE A VAMPIRE BECAUSE SHE’D RATHER HANG OUT WITH HER COUSIN THAN WITH HER HUSBAND AND KIDS AND EVERYONE DWELLS ON BELLA’S MAGIC DEMON BABY BUT LET’S NOT FORGET THAT TIA WAS LIKE FUCK THAT SHIT AND RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE VAMPIRES WITH BENJAMIN.

murderfriends:

iatrogenic:

crich88:

moonblossom:

some-timey-wimey-stuff:

simplylivetolive:

So…. This.

truth

Not to mention all the emergency backup vampires who show up at the end of the last book. You’ve got an American revolutionary, an inexplicably paranoid brit, some gorgeous, superpowered Amazons who may also be lesbians…

I seriously want stories about all of them, written by a bunch of different authors. Fuck the main characters.

THIS. Jasper was my favorite ‘cause I’m a big old American history nerd, but EVERYONE ELSE had cool backstories. Even Edward was mildly interesting.

ENTER BELLA.

All of this.

Also, Rosalie and Jasper have been two of my favorite names for AGES; I had HT characters with both of those names in the early ’00s! And now it feels like I can’t use the names anymore, which is a very sad. :( It’d be super great if those characters were the focal points instead, because they’re way more interesting and also have EXCELLENT NAMES.

YOU FORGOT ABOUT BENJAMIN. He was an orphan raised by his extensive family before being finally adopted by his street-performer uncle who taught him music! and tricks! and pick-pocketing! And he could influence the elements before he was made into a vampire. And then when Amun killed his uncle and kidnapped him to use him as a weapon he was basically like “FU DUDE, I’m no weapon.” and Amun was like “I like your spunk, kid.”

ALSO TIA. TIA WHO WANTED TO BE A VAMPIRE BECAUSE SHE’D RATHER HANG OUT WITH HER COUSIN THAN WITH HER HUSBAND AND KIDS AND EVERYONE DWELLS ON BELLA’S MAGIC DEMON BABY BUT LET’S NOT FORGET THAT TIA WAS LIKE FUCK THAT SHIT AND RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE VAMPIRES WITH BENJAMIN.

tumblrofthrones

igivetoomanyfeels:

this guy right here needs a bigger fandom

image

his little self was charming

image

he’s cute as a dozen of kittens

image

and puppies

image

dat acting skills though

image

image

btw he’s actually hot

image

shirtless alert

image

and let’s all admit that his joffrey was legen-freaking-dary

image

just look at this evil little asshole

image

but he’s the way he is because of this amazing actor

image

so appreciate

image

and kneel for the king Jack Gleeson

image

sakuranym
iamsherlokid:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…


it worked last time, might as well try it again!

iamsherlokid:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

it worked last time, might as well try it again!

spoiler policy

This is not a spoiler free blog.

Any and all spoilers will be tagged, usually twice ([name] spoilers, spoilers).

After a week or the new episode, I do not tag TV show spoilers.

After two weeks, I do not tag movie spoilers.

I watch many shows (Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Sherlock) on the UK schedule, so please keep that in mind if you don’t.

Cheers, loves ♥

falnfenix

productiveslacker:

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

thestarkalypse

thestarkalypse:

ithilienne replied to your post: “I snorted so loudly when I saw “show!Tyrion’s ta’veren”. Yes. All of the yes.”:
christ almighty if this blog begins rating GoT stuff with WoT stuff i will party like it’s the end of the Third Age o A+ would reblog again

If people would like me to sneak a reference into every post like a Trolloc through a gateway in the Borderlands I can most certainly do that

if you’re not following thestarkalypse you are missing the fuck out